I see that Hook is back. You will have to excuse my lack of warm and mushy heartfelt greetings, but I admit I am not feeling very gratuitious towards someone that just ups and leaves the entire base with an outbreak of Cosmic Rust. I told you so, Dirge!

In regards to the above statement - a PSA: 

I will not be repairing any of Hooks hacksaw work. If you feel the need to get yourself blown up, see me first or another medic. Anything Hook screws up, I wont be fixing.

Enjoy your day!

 I'm going to find my little nectarine. If anyone else needs their mate saved- well then. You'd better get to it.

Megatron: The repairs to the Nemesis are complete. You can have your useful little tool back. *sarcasm*


To the rest: Have fun with the rust. I'm blowing this popsicle stand. Again. Coming for you, Peach.

Moonracer is 100% functional and operational.


( Encrypted only to Soundwave ) 

 It has recently come to my attention that someone, or something has been prowling around the Nemesis medbay in MY PRIVATE STORES.

Just a PSA: If I catch you, it's fair game.

1. Pick up Chip.
2. Arrive on base without getting slagged.
3. Deposit Chip somewhere unpleasant.
4. Ditch Kickback if he hasn't gotten distracted by something yet.
5. Meet with Moonracer. Punish her for getting hurt. Overload every circuit connection in her body.
6. Chat with the pink bitch about her considerable personal failings.
7. Hug Frenzy.
8. See if my stash of high-resolution photography of Shrapnel was thrown out.
9. Consult with Arcee about her education.
10. Do something nice for Kickback. If I'm bored, or something.
11. Put my affairs in order (Mirage?).
12. Meet with Megatron.

Hey, Vortex.



Are we clear?